“Let your vision be world embracing”

so the plan for today was to just chill at home with the oldies and have a relaxing day, but nothing ever goes to plan.

Woke up at 12 noon and was like man today is gonna be sweet doing nothing then my uncle came home and was like we are going out in 1 hour get ready so went for a shower Gee’d up some FRESH clothes and was ready to hit the town i asked him where we were going he said don’t worry. So as soon as we left the house we made our way to Starbucks the thing is here in Canada there is Starbucks everywhere so we just went local after we sipped on our hot chocolate we decided to check out some HTK shop called COSTCO. OMG it was HUGE, everything was like super cheap as well so it was made me all warm and tingly inside kinda weird ANYYWHOO after a big shop a man has to eat so we went to wendys* and i got this massive like double bacon and meat burger on a 5 inch bun, before i ate it i had to stare it down and try and Gee my self up it look me like 10 minutes to eat the beast and after it i felt my heart slowing down it wasn’t to good and for the rest of the evening i felt dirty cos i eat such a thing. ANNNYWWHOO after that insane afternoon my uncle worked his magic and hook us up with box seat tickets to the ICE HOCKEY game, ice hockey in Canada is like religion its insane how many people Follow the sport. ANYWHOO my uncle got us hooked up with the best seats in the house we were in a corporate box all you could eat PIZZA, SUSHI, Lamb chops, chicken and all this other amazing food with a bottomless amount of drinks. we didn’t really know what was going on in the game but my uncle and the other 20,000 people were loving it so we acted like locals and yelled and screamed when needed our team won so people went of chops crazy 6-1 GO CANUCKS after the game we did a happy lap and got some insanely good tasting crepes best i have had so nice. then we made our way home and i have made my way to the computer to give you my life story for today. hope you had as much fun reading my blog as i did doing the activities. 

so i forgot to do a blog yesterday because it was SNNNOOOWWWINNNGG here in Vancouver actually cool. FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN SNOW. so much FUN. So as soon as we woke up ran outside and got to clean the snow of my uncles and aunty’s car. they though this was weird but it was FUN, as the day went on we made our way to a shopping center but this was no normal mall it was on Roids the name was scary it was METROPOLIS at METROTOWN so big its not even funny we were there for 6 hours of non stop shopping and we only saw half the shopping center after we our HTK shopping spree my uncle took us to the best place on earth it was a restaurant called JOEY insane FOOD and even better service and hottest waitresses EVER like all of them were 9/10 and i’m a harsh marker. ANYYWHHOOOO came home and got to shovel the driveway SO MUCH FUN. but hard work made a snow angel looked sxc AHAHAHAHAHA. Then made the biggest snow man in the world with my friend and cousin so big we said he was a snowman on crack so much fun. and thats like my life story from yesterday 25/11/10 stay tuned for more HTK storys

so pretty much my uncle said he took us to the ghetto movies. man this was MINT. insanely cool. this cinema was actually on roids. HUGE and he was like nah this is GHETTO, they had these machines that you buy your ticket from so you dont have to line up or nothing. get this BEST part of this post. so you bought popcorn for like $3 (but we got it for free :)) and you get FREE REFILLS thats right FREE REFILLS on POPCORN ALL YOU CAN EAT. FREE. so me being a JEW took full advantage. after the movie finished i thanked the manager for the free refills and told him he made me the happiest Australian in Canada.

OMG. what the hell is Canada and US of A good for ? they don’t even SUPERSIZE anymore because of that stupid documentary. so upset fully though that i was gonna be a  HTK mofo and SUPERSIZE a cheese burger and finnish it like a boss and tell you all that i ate a SUPERSIZED POUNDER. but i guess thats one lie im not gonna be telling. oh well. ANYWHOOO. KFC is cheap here got 4 zingers 2 chips and 2 small cokes (they say it was small but it was actually LRG) for $5 YEAHH BOII. EAT LIKE A KING BABY.

so i have just left Australia for Canada via US of A. now i was hoping that i wouldn’t get stopped at any of the ‘random’ security checkpoints. boy was i wrong.

first security check i hadn’t even left home soil: So i got though the scanners and stuff thought i was free and as i am walking towards immigration old mate decided to give me a random narcotics and explosives test followed by a frisk search to ensure that i wasn’t carrying anything. ANYWHOOO. because i am under 18 years of age we had to wait for a Qantas rep to sus everything out. she rocked up and we started. being ‘AY-RAB’ you come to expect these kinds of tests so i was just trying to act cool. but by doing that i was stressing out that he might find something. even though i didn’t have anything. ANYYWHOO. he did his explosive and narcotics tests and they both came up NEGATIVE. now it was for the moment of truth he got to touch my luscious Arab body to make sure i wasn’t carrying anything. me being me i was cracking jokes and stuff while he was touching me in awkward spots. ahahahah 

second, Third and Fourth security check was at LAX: OMG these people need to calm there shit down. honestly get off the plane security check,  get bags go through security again, and through security again to get on another plane.

i) he asked me a million questions about what i was going to do in the states and who i was staying with. i told him that i was just transferring though to Canada then he cracked it and asked me what i was going to do in Canada. i was thinking to myself why do you care its not your country. im someone else problem. but i dropped nuts and told him everything. Then i got finger printed and my face got scanned into their database. cool huh? 

ii) this guy didnt really care i got my bags walked up to him he asked me if i had anything on me i shouldnt i said no. he said allright

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

that was the best thing i heard all day that i was now legally on US soil

iii) these were the biggest douche bags. made me take of my jacket, jumper, shoes, socks. i was like are you kidding me its like 2 degrees outside. they didnt care they were in there nice and warm TSA jackets. ANNYWHHO. so i walked though sweet as and i was waiting for my clothes and this douche bag guy was like move on. i was like im waiting for my clothes he was like move on. so i just stood there and waited i got my stuff and then i moved. he comees up to me and says i though i told you to move on. i was like hold up mate putting my clothes on. he hated me. ANYWHO got passed him and got on my plane to Canada

fifth and final security check would have to be the biggest BS.

old mate calls us up no HI no nothing jumps into it. straight up 21 questions i was like um… one of the questions was who are you staying with and i replied my grandparents then he comes back with a smart ass tone. who are your grandparents AYE? i was thinking mate if i told there name its not like you know them so why waste my time and yours and just let me into your country. but i dropped nuts once again and told him everything he asked and he let us though. 

SO moral of the story is never fly with an ARAB.

ANYYYWHHOOO keep posted on more of my adventures around CANADA.